My son has gotten accustomed to pre-made frozen pancakes. "Made by a robot in a factory". Through trial and error, I have figured out how to make pancakes that he can't distinguish from pre-made ones:

Robot Pancakes

Cast iron skillet.
Electric stove setting 2
1/2 of what the directions say for Bisquick with 2 teaspoons of sugar
Pour into perfect circle on skillet, 1m45s on each side.

Deadpool making pancakes